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The sky was raining ash as I handed a man a used snowboard with the silhouette of a naked woman holding a beer stein printed on it.

May 16 •

November 2024

Scenes From a Remarriage

It turns out if you don’t copiously document and subsequently post every milestone of your life on social media, people not only don’t know what’s going…

Nov 2, 2024 •

June 2024

You’re Older Than You’ve Ever Been, and Now You’re Even Older

Jun 15, 2024 •

April 2024

Some Are Bound to Live With Less / Who Can Tell Your Story

Not everyone in Los Angeles is insane.

Apr 6, 2024 •

March 2024

I remember when the Prozac first hit.

Mar 25, 2024 •

On the whiteboard, under the heading “Today’s Goals,” was written one thing: DNR.

Mar 18, 2024 •

Bye-Bye, So Long, Suicide

I’m telling Anthony about what I’ve spent the last six hours on, clicking through fragments of archived LiveJournals on the Wayback Machine in an…

Mar 10, 2024 •

This is the Dawning of the Age of Personal Branding

In last week’s newsletter, I made an allusion to a Vice article that was cut for being “too snarky.” As I was never able to place it elsewhere, I fail…

Mar 1, 2024 •

February 2024

Toiling in the Content Mines

It’s not that the young are better, smarter, funnier, or have the most interesting perspectives–it’s that they are the most easily exploitable, and that…

Feb 24, 2024 •

Where I’m Crawling From

It’s unsettling how easy it is to disappear.

Feb 17, 2024 •

October 2022

You Were Destined For a Pauper’s Grave

“I don’t understand why people pay full price for shit,” she said as I dug through a box of garbage.

Oct 16, 2022 •

September 2022

It Plays, I Lay

There is always too much time until there is none.

Sep 22, 2022 •

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